1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
6. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they
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